Let’s think about this life for a moment shall we? The important things of life nothing too graphic, nothing too crazy. Just life in its infinite wisdom. Is that possible? I don’t know. How would I know if that were possible? I don’t have a clue about anything else, why would I have a clue about life? Yeah it’s kinda crazy don’t you think? I mean here we are trying to do our best only to find out that something most terrible is going to happen. I wish I could say exactly what the terrible thing is, but I can’t. I don’t know or have a clue. Personally I wish I didn’t know what was going to happen. Well wait, let me back up a second. I really don’t have a clue what’s going to happen. I just know what I think is going to happen. The reaction about it from my wife is just… I don’t know exactly what to think about the reaction from her. She’s been expecting it for a while now I guess. Feels like I’ve been taken out of the blue and things just don’t make sense at the moment. It would be nic...
Once upon a time, there was a man who lived behind a curtain. It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, he just didn't want to be seen by anyone. George was his name, and he didn't have any friends. So no one wanted to see him to begin with. However, George didn't know this. It wasn't that he hated people, he just disliked them. A lot. One day, as George was going about his daily routine which consisted of looking out the window of his small one bedroom apartment, George noticed a piece of paper on the ground outside. Outside. George panicked. He wanted desperately to find out what the piece of paper said, but wasn't sure he wanted to actually go outside. It was a simple yes/no option. Would he go outside or not? Putting on his coat, George headed towards the door. Taking a step outside, he looked around. No one seemed to notice him. That was good enough. George walked out into the middle of the street and picked up the piece of paper. It read: That wasn...