Why must life be this way? I don’t understand it. If we lived in a utopia, things might be better; but I’m not sure about that. I wish there was some kind of something to overcome this feeling of inadequacy. I doubt I will ever fully figure it out. If I had the ability, I would do it in a second. But I don’t seem to have that ability at the moment. Maybe one day I will be able to figure it all out.
Was sitting there this morning doing my usual thing. Sitting. I'm a penguin afterall. Flipped on the TV, and saw this cute baby seal. I thought to myself, why on earth is there a cute baby seal on my TV? I mean a baby walrus I could understand, or a baby dolphin... perhaps even a baby penguin... but a baby seal? Wrote a letter to the TV company asking them why they would show such things on MY TV of all things. Don't they understand I'm a penguin and I don't want to be watching seal porn on my TV? They didn't quite know what to make of it... guess the talking penguin part was too much for them. I'm now in the pound... yup they sent a dog catcher after me. Oh well... at least I have cards.