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Blast From The Past: June 26, 2021 - Life Isn't Fair

Life Isn’t Fair Kyle Eggleston This life doesn’t always seem fair or feel fair. Life in general can be annoying at best. But what do you expect when that happens? I’ve been feeling sleepy as of late, I don’t know why that is. It just happens. I wish I didn’t feel so sleepy but I do and I must accept that. But back to life. Why does this life feel so difficult at times? I don’t understand why it does. There are so many thoughts and ideas out there that could be explained to us all, but they aren’t. That’s what bothers me most about this life. Being able to understand or comprehend everything that’s going on...you have to figure it all out on your own.

Penguin Freaks Out Over A Baby Seal

Was sitting there this morning doing my usual thing. Sitting. I'm a penguin afterall. Flipped on the TV, and saw this cute baby seal. I thought to myself, why on earth is there a cute baby seal on my TV? I mean a baby walrus I could understand, or a baby dolphin... perhaps even a baby penguin... but a baby seal? Wrote a letter to the TV company asking them why they would show such things on MY TV of all things. Don't they understand I'm a penguin and I don't want to be watching seal porn on my TV? They didn't quite know what to make of it... guess the talking penguin part was too much for them. I'm now in the pound... yup they sent a dog catcher after me. Oh well... at least I have cards.

Penguin Drives A Truck

Went out walking today. Decided to take in my surroundings. Came upon a truck. The keys were in the ignition and the door unlocked... so I took it for a drive around the block. Now don't ask me what a truck was doing in front of the house... but well I couldn't pass up an opportunity. I'm used to surfing on ice burgs and swimming. But never had the opportunity to drive before. Hopping in the drivers seat, I started the engine. Looking down to the floor, I realized I couldn't reach the pedals. So I just sat in the truck and listened to music.