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Friday's Come So Slow...

Fri Jun 12 09:10:21 AM MDT 2026 Today is Friday! (Friyay!) But it feels like they come so slow. It’s sad when you look forward to the weekend. I’m not sure how that ever came on the radar, but that’s what this life feels like at times. I wish I didn’t feel this way most weeks, but that’s how I feel. It would be nice to be able to get over whatever is causing this, but what am I going to do about it? So many questions that don’t have a way of making sense. There is never a way to make sense of it all I suppose, that’s what this life is all about. If I had a way to make the future possible? I would so be on that. I’m not sure how that works though. There needs to be a way to make this life manageable. I doubt there seems to be a way to overcome anything. So many possibilities and thought processes out there, I doubt there is a way to overcome a lot in this life. Fri Jun 12 10:09:44 AM MDT 2026 I wish I could understand what this life is meant to turn out to be! I don’t get it most da...

Penguin Freaks Out Over A Baby Seal

Was sitting there this morning doing my usual thing. Sitting. I'm a penguin afterall. Flipped on the TV, and saw this cute baby seal. I thought to myself, why on earth is there a cute baby seal on my TV? I mean a baby walrus I could understand, or a baby dolphin... perhaps even a baby penguin... but a baby seal? Wrote a letter to the TV company asking them why they would show such things on MY TV of all things. Don't they understand I'm a penguin and I don't want to be watching seal porn on my TV? They didn't quite know what to make of it... guess the talking penguin part was too much for them. I'm now in the pound... yup they sent a dog catcher after me. Oh well... at least I have cards.

Penguin Drives A Truck

Went out walking today. Decided to take in my surroundings. Came upon a truck. The keys were in the ignition and the door unlocked... so I took it for a drive around the block. Now don't ask me what a truck was doing in front of the house... but well I couldn't pass up an opportunity. I'm used to surfing on ice burgs and swimming. But never had the opportunity to drive before. Hopping in the drivers seat, I started the engine. Looking down to the floor, I realized I couldn't reach the pedals. So I just sat in the truck and listened to music.