Polar Bear Fun

Woke up this morning in my ... for lack of a better word, cell. To find the polar bears playing their polar bear games.

Looking over the wall, I could see them. They sure know how to have fun. Silly polar bears. I wouldn't mind introducing myself to them... if I knew they wouldn't try and eat me. We'll have to see how that pans out.

There are currently three polar bears in the next cell. A large male and two females... what the luck. All they gave me was a stuffed female penguin.

Yeah that's right, she's stuffed... and not in a good way. Nope, she's a penguin... just not real. Hopefully they'll bring me someone more talkative... but for now I'll just stick to watching polar bears.

Tickling The Penguin

Some penguins like to be tickled... others do not.

I for one... do not enjoy the tickling. I tend to kick... and or scream. It's my nature... I'm a penguin. Don't touch me unless I invite you to.

That simple right? Right... well so my owner thought. They touched me... I bit them back. Now I'm behind bars... kinda a sad life for a penguin. Being behind bars like this. I'm sure some of my penguin friends will come rescue me.

Sure they "call" it a zoo... but it's something far worse than that. People coming by every day to take a look... a "quick peek". Yeah if it were such a "quick" one, why would they let their kids gock at me all friggin day?

Yeah... something like that. Oh well. At least the temperature is right... and they keep the polar bears next door behind a pane of glass. That's nice of them. I'm not a fan of the polar bears... they tend to freak me out. Kinda creepy if you ask me.

There's another penguin in here with me... she doesn't talk much. Come to think of it she doesn't do much of anything... she just kinda sits there and smiles at me. I think she likes me... we'll have to investigate this further.