Was sitting there this morning doing my usual thing. Sitting. I'm a penguin afterall.
Flipped on the TV, and saw this cute baby seal. I thought to myself, why on earth is there a cute baby seal on my TV? I mean a baby walrus I could understand, or a baby dolphin... perhaps even a baby penguin... but a baby seal?
Wrote a letter to the TV company asking them why they would show such things on MY TV of all things. Don't they understand I'm a penguin and I don't want to be watching seal porn on my TV?
They didn't quite know what to make of it... guess the talking penguin part was too much for them.
I'm now in the pound... yup they sent a dog catcher after me.
Oh well... at least I have cards.
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