Fri Jun 12 09:10:21 AM MDT 2026 Today is Friday! (Friyay!) But it feels like they come so slow. It’s sad when you look forward to the weekend. I’m not sure how that ever came on the radar, but that’s what this life feels like at times. I wish I didn’t feel this way most weeks, but that’s how I feel. It would be nice to be able to get over whatever is causing this, but what am I going to do about it? So many questions that don’t have a way of making sense. There is never a way to make sense of it all I suppose, that’s what this life is all about. If I had a way to make the future possible? I would so be on that. I’m not sure how that works though. There needs to be a way to make this life manageable. I doubt there seems to be a way to overcome anything. So many possibilities and thought processes out there, I doubt there is a way to overcome a lot in this life. Fri Jun 12 10:09:44 AM MDT 2026 I wish I could understand what this life is meant to turn out to be! I don’t get it most da...
As promisied, here is the untold story of the Peach Jelly Bean in it's entirety. No parts have been edited... heck of course it hasn't been edited, I'm writing it as I go! lol
One evening when I was with the sock puppet after one of our sessions. (No no THAT kind of session you pervs! We were TALKING!) There was a knock at the door of my apartment. Okay, it really wasn't an apartment, it was more of a shoebox. The sock puppet had to live somewhere. Anyway, there was a knock at the door. You could say that door had been knocked up a few times. LOL okay okay, now I'm just getting ahead of myself. oy Where was I? Oh yeah
I answered the door, and there was a postman with a package. After signing for the package, I opened it as quickly as possible. You never know when someone will send you a gold brick worth lots and lots of money. Upon removing the outer package, I noticed the words "FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE." As well as some strnage writing I didn't understand. I carefully opened the box. Inside were two things, a Peach Jelly Bean and a note.
The note read as follows:
"Dear recipient of this package. This is Peach, take care of her. Watch out She Bites!"
Shaking my head, I read the letter again. The Sock Puppet came up and looked in the box with fear. "I thought I got rid of her." The puppet said. I looked to Sock and asked her about it. She refused to talk. "What have you been up to Sock?" I continued to ask, she still refused to talk.
At that moment, Peach woke up from her sleep, and with razor sharp teeth gobbled up the Sock Puppet and spit out her eyeballs! She chased me around the room for what seemed like hours. After finally giving up, she jumped in my lap and began to fall asleep. Upon falling asleep, Peach whispered "Who's your mama now?" And she has been with me ever since.
One evening when I was with the sock puppet after one of our sessions. (No no THAT kind of session you pervs! We were TALKING!) There was a knock at the door of my apartment. Okay, it really wasn't an apartment, it was more of a shoebox. The sock puppet had to live somewhere. Anyway, there was a knock at the door. You could say that door had been knocked up a few times. LOL okay okay, now I'm just getting ahead of myself. oy Where was I? Oh yeah
I answered the door, and there was a postman with a package. After signing for the package, I opened it as quickly as possible. You never know when someone will send you a gold brick worth lots and lots of money. Upon removing the outer package, I noticed the words "FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE." As well as some strnage writing I didn't understand. I carefully opened the box. Inside were two things, a Peach Jelly Bean and a note.
The note read as follows:
"Dear recipient of this package. This is Peach, take care of her. Watch out She Bites!"
Shaking my head, I read the letter again. The Sock Puppet came up and looked in the box with fear. "I thought I got rid of her." The puppet said. I looked to Sock and asked her about it. She refused to talk. "What have you been up to Sock?" I continued to ask, she still refused to talk.
At that moment, Peach woke up from her sleep, and with razor sharp teeth gobbled up the Sock Puppet and spit out her eyeballs! She chased me around the room for what seemed like hours. After finally giving up, she jumped in my lap and began to fall asleep. Upon falling asleep, Peach whispered "Who's your mama now?" And she has been with me ever since.
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