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Peach hobbles into a bookstore...

Peach looked around at all of the books on the shelf... smelling that 'new book smell' that she enjoyed so much, she pickd up Moby Dick and ate it.

She continued down the isle eating comic books, romance novels, crossword puzzles, she left the technical journals all by themselves, for they were too boring.

Reaching the counter, she looked up at the shopkeepr and grinned... The man behind the counter winced for a second, and then said "You're going to have to pay for all of those books you ate."

Peach shrugged, looked around for a moment, and hobbled over to a book titled "US Dollars", eating the book, she hobbled back over to the counter and spit out a printing of a one hundred dollar bill she managed to clip from the book and now swallow. She grinned and left the store...
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