Monday, September 8, 2008

Green Walking Guy... Wave Of Evil

Er... so I'm walking to work this morning, and lo and behold... the damn stoplight told me to walk on a red... a red! What in the hell?!

There are a few things I've figured out since I began walking to work.

1. Don't run through the intersection, even though someone has honked their damn horn at you... they can wait
2. Don't cross when that happy little green arrow guy is going and there's a red light... unless you want to get hit!
3. If you have a green, it's okay to cross even if the walking guy isn't there...
4. Don't flip off drivers... they don't appreciate it, and well they're in a car and you're not.

Anywho... wow... yeah I was amazed that green walking guy would trick me like that! How dare he! But nope, I kept my cool and I walked when the light turned green. lol

It's very simple... I cannot trust the Green Walking Guy again, for he was a wave of evil.

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